TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of December 15 - 21, 2019
Sunday, December 15
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM The Golden Girls: Letter to Gorbachev
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM The Golden Girls: Strange Bedfellows
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM The Golden Girls: Brotherly Love
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM The Golden Girls: A Visit From Little Sven
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM The Golden Girls: The Audit
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Three on a Couch
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Charlie’s Buddy
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Blanche’s Little Girl
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Grab That Dough
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM The Golden Girls: My Brother, My Father
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Golden Moments
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Golden Moments
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: And Ma Makes Three
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: Larceny and Old Lace
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Rose’s Big Adventure
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: Mixed Blessing
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Mister Terrific
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: Mother’s Day
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: The One That Got Away
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: Yokel Hero
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The King of Queens: Jung Frankenstein
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The King of Queens: Attention Deficit
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The King of Queens: Prints Charming
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The King of Queens: Animal Attraction
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The King of Queens: Golden Moldy
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM The King of Queens: S’poor House
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM The King of Queens: Steve Moscow
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM The King of Queens: Cowardly Lyin’
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM The King of Queens: Driving Reign
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Devil’s Lube
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Thank God for Scoliosis
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: I Think You Offended Don
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: I’d Like to Start With the Cat
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Warning, It’s Dirty
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Clothes Encounter
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Queens’bro Bridge
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Dog Shelter
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Taste Buds
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Spaceballs
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: Let’s Val Kilmer This Car
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The Goldbergs: You Got Zuko’d
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The Goldbergs: RAD!
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: Hersheypark
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Fiddler
Monday, December 16
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Throw away your makeup and discover Hollywood’s fountain of youth!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Lonely House
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Coreyville
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Danny
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hawk
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Man Called Smith
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: Follies of the Living, Concerns of the Dead
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: The Birthday Girls
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Blood and Guts
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ball
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: All I Want for Christmas
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Ocu or the Pado?
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: My Son’s Enormous Head
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Bed Spread
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Doug Less
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: King Pong
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The Two Finger Rule
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Good Girls
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: T-Ball
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Bohemian Rap City
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: The Living Room: A 100 Percent True Story
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: House
Tuesday, December 17
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Oxygen Therapy Innovation
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin’ Men
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Burma Rarity
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Charlie Noon
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Matter of Honor
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Still
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Innocent
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: A Holy Mess
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: The Tooth Shall Set You Free
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Pressure Points
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry on Record
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney’s Morale
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie’s Meatballs
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Toaster
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie’s Sculpture
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Above Exalted Cyclops
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Dreading Vows
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Nocturnal Omission
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Affidavit Justice
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Baseball Was Better With Steroids
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Bachelor Party
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: The Wedding Singer
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It’s Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Happy Couple
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: One and a Half Men
Wednesday, December 18
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Broken Ballad
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Ring of Darkness
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jake MacGraw
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Roots of Fear
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Sisters
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Where There’s a Will, There’s a War
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Promotion Commotion
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Heroes
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Sons and Bowlers
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Inspector
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Forecloses
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Quiet Sam
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Christmas Picture
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Christmas Present
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lucky Suit
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Call Me Mom
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Secret Garden
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Eggsit Strategy
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: American Idle
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Silent Mite
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Mmm, Fish. Yum
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: The Pina Colada Episode
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: I Coulda Been a Lawyer
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Decent Proposal
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: How I Hate Your Mother
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: White Like Me
Thursday, December 19
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Guitar Player Returns
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Bringing Up Opie
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and the Bully
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Many Faces of Gideon Flinch
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Cage
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The War Priest
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Pack Rat
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Judas Gun
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Picture This
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: That Darn Kid
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Hey, Look Me Over
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Sis
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney’s Replacement
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Woman Speeder
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney on the Rebound
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Season’s Greetings
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mother’s Day
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bigger Person
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The First Time
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: For the Sake of the Child
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Give Me Your Thumb
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Dougie Houser
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Frigid Heirs
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Switch Sitters
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Baker’s Doesn’t
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Untainted by Filth
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The Goldbergs: Han Ukkah Solo
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The Goldbergs: We Didn’t Start the Fire
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Snakes on a Date
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Tie Me Up, Don’t Tie Me Down
Friday, December 20
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Hobo Friend
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Crime-Free Mayberry
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Perfect Female
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Brief Encounter
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Friendship
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D.
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Badge
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Albert
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kiowa
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Foreign Affairs
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Joker Is Wild
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Who Knew?
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey’s Bad Boy
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie’s Vision
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Thought That Counts
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jazz Records
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: That’s Why They Call It Ball Room
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Noel Cowards
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Cheap Saks
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Damned Yanky
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Yay, No Polyps!
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: Kara-Te
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: A Christmas Story
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: Santa Claus
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: No Place Like Home for the Holidays
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: White Trash Christmas
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM Roseanne: The Parenting Trap
Saturday, December 21
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM Roseanne: The Birds and the Frozen Bees
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM Roseanne: Couch Potatoes
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM Roseanne: Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM Roseanne: Shower the People You Love With Stuff
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM Roseanne: Let Them Eat Junk
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM Roseanne: Roseanne in the Hood
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM Roseanne: The Last Date
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM Roseanne: The Fifties Show
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM Roseanne: The Getaway, Almost
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM Roseanne: Of Mice and Dan
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM Roseanne: Direct to Video
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM Roseanne: December Bride
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne: Santa Claus
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne: No Place Like Home for the Holidays
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Roseanne: White Trash Christmas
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Roseanne: The Parenting Trap
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Walnuts and Demerol
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Crude and Uncalled For
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Aye, Aye, Captain
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Tinkle Like a Princess
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: I Found Your Mustache
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Called Him Magoo
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Gumby With a Pokey
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: This Is Not Gonna End Well
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Springtime on a Stick
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: A Good Time in Central Africa
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Dead From the Waist Down
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: People Who Love Peepholes
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Big Girls Don’t Throw Food
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: So You Think You Can Date
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Self-Esteem Tempura
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Rage Against the Christine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: It’s Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Unidentified Funk
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Happy Endings