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TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of July 14 - 20, 2019
Sunday, July 14
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM The Golden Girls: Blind Ambitions
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM The Golden Girls: Big Daddy
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM The Golden Girls: The Way We Met
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM The Golden Girls: End of the Curse
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM The Golden Girls: Ladies of the Evening
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Take Him, He’s Mine
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Isn’t It Romantic
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Family Affair
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Vacation
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Joust Between Friends
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Love, Rose?
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: Sisters
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Actor
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: Before and After
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: And Then There Was One
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: Bedtime Story
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: Forgive Me, Father
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: Dorothy’s Prized Pupil
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: Son-In-Law Dearest
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Dog
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Neighbors
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fascinatin’ Debra
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Why Are We Here?
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray’s on TV
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Father Knows Least
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Brother
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mozart
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Anniversary
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Yay, No Polyps!
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Crude and Uncalled For
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Aye, Aye, Captain
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Tinkle Like a Princess
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: I Found Your Mustache
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM The King of Queens: Cologne Ranger
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM The King of Queens: Domestic Disturbance
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Goldbergs: A Night to Remember
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Dynamic Duo
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The Goldbergs: Fonzie Scheme
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The Goldbergs: The Day After the Day After
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Goldbergs: Jedi Master Adam Skywalker
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Goldbergs: Graduation Day
Monday, July 15
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Dr. Ho’s Total Body Relief
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Experience Hollywood’s Red Carpet Secret for a Flawless Looking Body!
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee’s Brief Encounter
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Clubmen
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Sheriff Barney
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Price of Salt
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Lavery
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Lost
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Phoenix
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: New Doctor in Town
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: Smilin’ Jack
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: The More I See You
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Deluge
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Farmer Takes a Wife
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Keeper of the Flame
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bailey’s Bad Boy
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manicurist
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra’s Workout
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What’s With Robert?
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Pour Judgment
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Gym Neighbors
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Hi, School
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: I Called Him Magoo
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Gumby With a Pokey
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: Weird Science
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: Hogan Is My Grandfather
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Hair
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: He Ain’t Heavy
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Old Maid of Honor
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls: To Catch a Neighbor
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: A Piece of Cake
Tuesday, July 16
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Inogen Portable Oxygen - No More Tanks
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM NEW! HOOVER CORDLESS one-step hard floor cleaner!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM All NEW for 2019 Crepe Erase Advanced formula!
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Jinx
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Medal for Opie
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Choir
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Blood Tie
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Waste
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Legend
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: My Brother’s Keeper
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: The Interview
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: Bug Out
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: Bug Out
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guest of Honor
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Merchant of Mayberry
7:00 PM to 7:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Warden
7:35 PM to 8:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The County Nurse
8:10 PM to 8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
8:45 PM to 9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son
9:20 PM to 9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Rodeo
9:55 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: This Is Not Gonna End Well
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Gorilla Warfare
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Hi, School
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Black List
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: Revenge o’ the Nerds
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love: A Cautionary Tale
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Bahamian Rhapsody
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Burning Love
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls: Old Friends
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Empty Nests
Wednesday, July 17
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM John Denver, Louis Armstrong, Nat King Cole
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Supermodel Carol Alt and Actress Finola Hughes Share Skincare Secrets!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM The New Bissell(R) CrossWave(R) Pet Pro
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Barney in the Big City
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Three’s a Crowd
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: The Late Ben Cartwright
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Lynott
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Lijah
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Trafton
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Drago
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Margaret’s Engagement
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Out of Sight, Out of Mind
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Lt. Radar O’Reilly
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Nurses
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bookie Barber
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy on Trial
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Cousin Virgil
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Deputy Otis
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra Makes Something Good
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Divorce
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
10:00 PM to 10:36 PM Younger: Stiff Competition
10:36 PM to 11:12 PM The King of Queens: Deconstructing Carrie
11:12 PM to 12:04 PM The King of Queens: Black List
11:48 PM to 12:24 AM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
12:24 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Van, Go
1:00 AM to 1:36 AM Younger: Stiff Competition
1:36 AM to 2:00 AM The Goldbergs: Jackie Likes Star Trek
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: Girl Talk
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: A Wall Street Thanksgiving
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Mole
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: For Love or Money
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Dr. Little Man
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls: One for the Money
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Bringing Up Baby
Thursday, July 18
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM All NEW for 2019 Crepe Erase Advanced formula!
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Mr. McBeevee
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy’s Rich Girlfriend
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the New Mayor
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: Commitment of Angelus
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Bullet
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: No Tomorrow
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Sigmund
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Mulcahy’s War
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Korean Surgeon
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Mends a Broken Heart
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Lawman Barney
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Mayberry Band
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank’s New Friends
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Alone Time
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Wish Boned
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Van, Go
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: The Circle of Driving Again
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: Parents Just Don’t Understand
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Curious Case of Britney B
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Nuts
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Crazy
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM The Golden Girls: The Housekeeper
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
Friday, July 19
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Have Thinning Hair? Keranique Can Help Regrow Beautiful, Thicker Hair!
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Identity theft: learn about it and how to get LifeLock protection
9:00 AM to 9:35 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd, the Gay Deceiver
9:35 AM to 10:10 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Rival
10:10 AM to 10:45 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bed Jacket
10:45 AM to 11:50 AM Bonanza: In Defense of Honor
11:50 AM to 12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Hidalgo
12:55 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tara
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: One for the Road
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Predators
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM M*A*S*H: Hawkeye Get Your Gun
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Colonel’s Horse
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM M*A*S*H: Exorcism
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM M*A*S*H: Hawk’s Nightmare
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Bank Job
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: One Punch Opie
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Governor
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: High Noon in Mayberry
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone’s Cranky
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Springtime on a Stick
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Good Time in Central Africa
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Ice Cubed
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Catching Hell
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Slippery Slope
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Buy Curious
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Dead From the Waist Down
2:00 AM to 2:35 AM The Goldbergs: We Didn’t Start the Fire
2:35 AM to 3:10 AM The Goldbergs: The Goldberg Girls
3:10 AM to 3:45 AM Roseanne: Stand on Your Man
3:45 AM to 4:15 AM Roseanne: Good Girls, Bad Girls
4:15 AM to 4:50 AM Roseanne: Of Ice and Men
4:50 AM to 5:25 AM Roseanne: Crime and Punishment
5:25 AM to 6:00 AM Roseanne: War and Peace
Saturday, July 20
6:00 AM to 6:35 AM Roseanne: Lanford Daze
6:35 AM to 7:10 AM Roseanne: Wait ’Til Your Father Gets Home
7:10 AM to 7:45 AM Roseanne: First Cousin, Twice Removed
7:45 AM to 8:20 AM Roseanne: Lose a Job, Winnebago
8:20 AM to 8:55 AM Roseanne: It’s a Boy!
8:55 AM to 9:30 AM Roseanne: It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
9:30 AM to 10:05 AM Roseanne: Playing With Matches
10:05 AM to 10:40 AM Roseanne: Promises, Promises
10:40 AM to 11:15 AM Roseanne: Glengarry, Glen Rosey
11:15 AM to 11:50 AM Roseanne: Tooth or Consequences
11:50 AM to 12:25 PM Roseanne: Daughters and Other Strangers
12:25 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: Two Down, One to Go
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne: The Mommy’s Curse
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne: Party Politics
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Roseanne: A Stash From the Past
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Roseanne: Be My Baby
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Looking’ for Japanese Subs
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men: That Darn Priest
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men: People Who Love Peepholes
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Big Girls Don’t Throw Food
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Nine Magic Fingers
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: The Squat and the Hover
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Thank You for the Intercourse
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Frodo’s Headshots
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men: What a Lovely Landing Strip
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM Two and a Half Men: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men: A Possum on Chemo
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Not in My Mouth!
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men: The War Against Gingivitis
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Palmdale, Ech
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men: Grandma’s Pie
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men: Mr. Hose Says Yes
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The King of Queens: Pole Lox
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The King of Queens: Vocal Discord
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: I Love Woo, I Hate You
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: A Whale of a Tale
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Truth or Dare