TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of March 1 - 7, 2026
Sunday, March 1
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Oh God, Yes
6:35 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Separation Anxiety
7:10 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Champ
7:50 AM The Golden Girls: Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
8:25 AM The Golden Girls: Hey, Look Me Over
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Case of the Libertine Belle
9:35 AM The Golden Girls: Beauty and the Beast
10:10 AM The Golden Girls: That's for Me to Know
10:50 AM The Golden Girls: Where's Charlie?
11:25 AM The Golden Girls: Mother Load
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Dateline: Miami
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show: Part 1
1:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Monkey Show: Part 2
1:30 PM The Golden Girls: Ro$e Love$ Mile$
2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Room 7
2:30 PM The Golden Girls: From Here to the Pharmacy
3:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Pope's Ring
3:30 PM The Golden Girls: Old Boyfriends
4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bachelor Party
4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Wedding
5:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fun with Debra
6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Thank You Notes
6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Home From School
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Misery Loves Company
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Contractor
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Peter on the Couch
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Liars
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Surprise Party
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Bird
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Jazz Records
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Watch
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bubble Boy
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cheever Letters
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Opera
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Virgin
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Contest
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Airport
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pick
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Movie
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Visa
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Shoes
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Outing
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Playdate With Destiny
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Women 'N Tuition
Monday, March 2
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: A Little Bit Extra With Diane Lane; Cooking Flashback: Tony Danza
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show: A Little Bit Extra With Tracy Morgan
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Finds a Baby
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Fish in a Small Town
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Only a Rose
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis the Deputy
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Lt. Radar O'Reilly
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: The Nurses
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Dear Sigmund
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Quiet Day in Dodge
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Whelan's Men
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kimbrough
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jesse
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Talbot
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Housekeeper
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manhunt
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra at the Lodge
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Slave
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Whose Side Are You On?
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Lateness
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Party Dress
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Security
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ingrate
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Crazy Chin
11:00 PM The King of Queens: S'poor House
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Steve Moscow
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Cowardly Lyin'
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Driving Reign
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Clothes Encounter
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Queens'bro Bridge
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Old Man
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Implant
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
4:00 AM Roseanne: Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
4:30 AM Roseanne: Death and Stuff
5:00 AM Roseanne: Dear Mom and Dad
5:30 AM Roseanne: Let's Call It Quits
Tuesday, March 3
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Makes History
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A New Doctor in Town
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Don't Miss a Good Bet
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Dinner at Eight
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Mulcahy's War
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: The Korean Surgeon
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Hawkeye Get Your Gun
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: This Golden Land
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Matt's Love Story
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Boy and the Sinner
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Charity
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Christmas Story
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Nice Talk
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Blabbermouths
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Model
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Mentor
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Golf for It
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Home
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Not So Fast
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Dog Shelter
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Taste Buds
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Bed Spread
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Doug Less
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Doug Less
1:30 AM The King of Queens: King Pong
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pilot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Mango
4:00 AM Roseanne: Inherit the Wind
4:30 AM Roseanne: Little Sister
5:00 AM Roseanne: Guilt by Disassociation
5:30 AM Roseanne: Somebody Stole My Gal
Wednesday, March 4
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Visit to Barney Fife
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Comes to Mayberry
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Old Girlfriend
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Colonel's Horse
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Exorcism
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Hawk's Nightmare
10:45 AM Gunsmoke: The Widowmaker
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Kitty's Love Affair
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Widow and the Rogue
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry Goes Hollywood
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Those Gossipin' Men
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Angry Sex
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: P.T. & A
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's F
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Boys' Therapy
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra's Parents
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Job for Robert
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: A Date for Peter
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Dreading Vows
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Nocturnal Omission
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Affidavit Justice
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Secret Garden
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Eggsit Strategy
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Thanks, Man
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Glasses
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bris
4:00 AM Roseanne: House of Grown-Ups
4:30 AM Roseanne: Five of a Kind
5:00 AM Roseanne: BOO!
5:30 AM Roseanne: Sweet Dreams
Thursday, March 5
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The Most Unforgettable Characters
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: 38 Across
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Ping Pong
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: End Run
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: Lynch Town
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Susan Was Evil
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Deadly Innocent
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: A Child Between
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol and Old Lace
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy, the Marriage Counselor
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Mayberry on Record
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Barney's Morale
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and the Gentleman Crook
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Cyrano Andy
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Favors
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Faux Pas
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Tasteless Frank
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Sister-in-Law
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Power of No
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pat's Secret
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Finale
11:00 PM The King of Queens: American Idle
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Santa Claustrophobia
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Dougie Houser
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Frigid Heirs
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Switch Sitters
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Cheap Saks
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Barber
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
Friday, March 6
6:00 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
6:30 AM The Drew Barrymore Show
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Hanky Panky
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: Hepatitis
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: The General's Practitioner
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Movie Tonight
11:00 AM Gunsmoke: A Family of Killers
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Like Old Times
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Town Tamers
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Cowtown Hustler
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Foundling
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The New Doctor
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Plaque for Mayberry
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Inspector
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Saves a Female
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Forecloses
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pilot
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Love You
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: I Wish I Were Gus
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Standard Deviation
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Look Don't Touch
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank the Writer
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Your Place or Mine?
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Damned Yanky
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Multiple Plots
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Trash Talker
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Precedent Nixin'
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Foe: Pa
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Tank Heaven
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Conversion
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stall
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
Saturday, March 7
6:00 AM Roseanne: We Gather Together
6:35 AM Roseanne: Brain-Dead Poets' Society
7:10 AM Roseanne: Lobocop
7:50 AM Roseanne: No Talking
8:25 AM Roseanne: Chicken Hearts
9:00 AM Roseanne: One for the Road
9:35 AM Roseanne: An Officer and a Gentleman
10:10 AM Roseanne: Born to Be Wild
10:50 AM Roseanne: Hair
11:25 AM Roseanne: I'm Hungry
12:00 PM Roseanne: All of Me
12:35 PM Roseanne: To Tell the Truth
1:10 PM Roseanne: Fender Bender
1:50 PM Roseanne: April Fool's Day
2:25 PM Roseanne: Fathers and Daughters
3:00 PM Roseanne: Happy Birthday
3:30 PM Roseanne: The Test
4:00 PM Roseanne: Friends and Relatives
4:30 PM Roseanne: Like a Virgin
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pie
6:00 PM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
6:30 PM Seinfeld: The Wife
7:00 PM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
7:30 PM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
8:00 PM Seinfeld: The Fire
8:30 PM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
9:00 PM Seinfeld: The Opposite
9:30 PM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
10:00 PM Seinfeld: The Big Salad
10:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pledge Drive
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Altar Ego
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Icky Shuffle
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Awful Bigamy
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Dugan Groupie
1:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
3:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep