Comedy Central Program Schedule for the Week of August 30 - September 5, 2026
Sunday, August 30
6:00 AM South Park: Child Abduction Is Not Funny
6:30 AM South Park: A Ladder to Heaven
7:00 AM South Park: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
7:30 AM South Park: The Death Camp of Tolerance
8:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Gin It Up!
8:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Filibuster
9:00 AM Parks and Recreation: Recall Vote
9:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Fluoride
10:00 AM Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
12:15 PM Step Brothers
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Outing
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Old Man
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Implant
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Junior Mint
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Smelly Car
5:00 PM Seinfeld: The Handicap Spot
5:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pilot
6:00 PM Seinfeld: The Pilot
6:30 PM Seinfeld: The Mango
7:00 PM Seinfeld: The Glasses
7:30 PM Seinfeld: The Puffy Shirt
8:00 PM Seinfeld: The Sniffing Accountant
8:30 PM Seinfeld: The Bris
9:00 PM Family Guy: An App a Day
9:30 PM Family Guy: Underage Peter
10:00 PM Family Guy: A Lot Going on Upstairs
10:30 PM Family Guy: The Heartbreak Dog
11:00 PM Family Guy: Take a Letter
11:30 PM Family Guy: The New Adventures of Old Tom
12:00 AM Family Guy: Run, Chris, Run
12:30 AM Family Guy: Road to India
1:00 AM South Park: The Death Camp of Tolerance
1:30 AM South Park: The Biggest Douche in the Universe
2:00 AM South Park: My Future Self 'n' Me
2:30 AM South Park: I'm a Little Bit Country
3:00 AM South Park: Krazy Kripples
3:30 AM South Park: Toilet Paper
4:00 AM South Park: Canceled
4:30 AM South Park: Fat Butt and Pancake Head
5:00 AM South Park: Lil' Crime Stoppers
5:30 AM South Park: Red Man's Greed
Monday, August 31
6:00 AM South Park: Member Berries
6:30 AM South Park: Skank Hunt
7:00 AM South Park: The Damned
7:30 AM South Park: Wieners Out
8:00 AM South Park: Douche and a Danish
8:30 AM South Park: Fort Collins
9:00 AM South Park: Oh, Jeez
9:35 AM South Park: Members Only
10:10 AM South Park: Not Funny
10:45 AM South Park: The End of Serialization as We Know It
11:15 AM South Park: White People Renovating Houses
11:50 AM South Park: Put It Down
12:25 PM South Park: Holiday Special
1:00 PM South Park: Franchise Prequel
1:30 PM South Park: Hummels & Heroin
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Lip Reader
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Non-Fat Yogurt
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Barber
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Masseuse
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Cigar-Store Indian
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Conversion
5:00 PM The Office: Chair Model
5:30 PM The Office: Night Out
6:00 PM The Office: Did I Stutter?
6:30 PM The Office: Job Fair
7:00 PM The Office: Goodbye Toby Part 1
7:35 PM The Office: Goodbye Toby Part 2
8:10 PM The Office: Weight Loss - Part 1
8:45 PM The Office: Weight Loss Part 2
9:20 PM The Office: Business Ethics
9:55 PM The Office: Baby Shower
10:30 PM The Office: Crime Aid
11:00 PM Family Guy: Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
11:30 PM Family Guy: Hot Shots
12:00 AM Family Guy: High School English
12:30 AM Family Guy: Carter and Tricia
1:00 AM Family Guy: How the Griffin Stole Christmas
1:30 AM South Park: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
2:00 AM South Park: Die Hippie, Die
2:30 AM South Park: Wing
3:00 AM South Park: Best Friends Forever
3:30 AM South Park: The Losing Edge
4:00 AM South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman
4:30 AM South Park: Erection Day
5:00 AM South Park: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
5:30 AM South Park: Marjorine
Tuesday, September 1
6:00 AM South Park: Stunning and Brave
6:30 AM South Park: Where My Country Gone?
7:00 AM South Park: The City Part of Town
7:30 AM South Park: You're Not Yelping
8:00 AM South Park: Safe Space
8:30 AM South Park: Tweek x Craig
9:00 AM South Park: Naughty Ninjas
9:35 AM South Park: Sponsored Content
10:10 AM South Park: Truth and Advertising
10:45 AM South Park: PC Principal Final Justice
11:15 AM South Park: Member Berries
11:50 AM South Park: Sons a Witches
12:25 PM South Park: Follow That Egg!
1:00 PM South Park: Trapped in the Closet
1:30 PM South Park: Free Willzyx
2:00 PM Family Guy: Bookie of the Year
2:30 PM Family Guy: American Gigg-olo
3:00 PM Family Guy: Inside Family Guy
3:30 PM Family Guy: Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
4:00 PM Family Guy: Hot Shots
4:30 PM Family Guy: High School English
5:00 PM Family Guy: Carter and Tricia
5:30 PM Family Guy: How the Griffin Stole Christmas
6:00 PM Family Guy: Gronkowsbees
6:30 PM Family Guy: The Dating Game
7:00 PM Family Guy: Cop and a Half-wit
7:30 PM Family Guy: Peter's Lost Youth
8:00 PM Family Guy: The Peter Principal
8:30 PM Family Guy: Dearly Deported
9:00 PM Family Guy: A House Full of Peters
9:30 PM Family Guy: Emmy-Winning Episode
10:00 PM Family Guy: Foxx in the Men House
10:30 PM Family Guy: Nanny Goats
11:00 PM Family Guy: Follow the Money
11:30 PM Family Guy: Three Directors
12:00 AM Family Guy: The D in Apartment 23
12:30 AM Family Guy: Petey IV
1:00 AM Family Guy: Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
1:30 AM South Park: About Last Night...
2:00 AM South Park: Elementary School Musical
2:30 AM South Park: The Ungroundable
3:00 AM South Park: The Ring
3:30 AM South Park: The Coon
4:00 AM South Park: Margaritaville
4:30 AM South Park: Eat, Pray, Queef
5:00 AM South Park: Fishsticks
5:30 AM South Park: Pinewood Derby
Wednesday, September 2
6:00 AM South Park: Fatbeard
6:30 AM South Park: Dead Celebrities
7:00 AM South Park: Butters' Bottom Bitch
7:30 AM South Park: W.T.F.
8:00 AM South Park: Whale W...
8:30 AM South Park: The F Word
9:00 AM South Park: Dances with Smurfs
9:35 AM South Park: Pee
10:10 AM South Park: Sexual Healing
10:45 AM South Park: The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
11:15 AM South Park: Medicinal Fried Chicken
11:50 AM South Park: You Have 0 Friends
12:25 PM South Park: Crippled Summer
1:00 PM South Park: Poor and Stupid
1:30 PM South Park: It's a Jersey Thing
2:00 PM South Park: Insheeption
2:30 PM South Park: Crème Fraiche
3:00 PM South Park: HumancentiPad
3:30 PM South Park: Funnybot
4:00 PM South Park: Royal Pudding
4:30 PM South Park: T.M.I.
5:00 PM South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association
5:30 PM South Park: City Sushi
6:00 PM South Park: You're Getting Old
6:30 PM South Park: Ass Burgers
7:00 PM South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
7:30 PM South Park: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
8:00 PM South Park: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
8:30 PM South Park: Chickenlover
9:00 PM South Park: Scott Tenorman Must Die
9:30 PM South Park: Cripple Fight!
10:00 PM South Park: AWESOM-O
10:30 PM South Park: The Jeffersons
11:00 PM South Park: Make Love, Not Warcraft
11:30 PM South Park: Miss Teacher B... a Boy
12:00 AM South Park: The Last of the Meheecans
12:30 AM South Park: Bass to Mouth
1:00 AM South Park: Broadway Bro Down
1:30 AM South Park: 1 Percent
2:00 AM South Park: A History Channel Thanksgiving
2:30 AM South Park: The Poor Kid
3:00 AM South Park: Reverse Cowgirl
3:30 AM South Park: Cash For Gold
4:00 AM South Park: Faith Hilling
4:30 AM South Park: Jewpacabra
5:00 AM South Park: Butterballs
5:30 AM South Park: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Thursday, September 3
6:00 AM South Park: Cartman Finds Love
6:30 AM South Park: Sarcastaball
7:00 AM South Park: Raising The Bar
7:30 AM South Park: Insecurity
8:00 AM South Park: Going Native
8:30 AM South Park: A Nightmare on FaceTime
9:00 AM South Park: A Scause for Applause
9:30 AM South Park: Obama Wins!
10:00 AM South Park: Let Go, Let Gov
10:30 AM South Park: Informative Murder Porn
11:00 AM South Park: World War Zimmerman
11:30 AM South Park: Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
12:00 PM South Park: Taming Strange
12:30 PM South Park: Ginger Cow
1:00 PM South Park: The Hobbit
1:30 PM South Park: Go Fund Yourself
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Stall
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Dinner Party
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Marine Biologist
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Pie
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Stand-In
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Wife
5:00 PM The Office: Employee Transfer
5:30 PM The Office: Customer Survey
6:00 PM The Office: Business Trip
6:30 PM The Office: Frame Toby
7:00 PM The Office: The Surplus
7:35 PM The Office: Moroccan Christmas
8:10 PM The Office: The Duel
8:45 PM The Office: Prince Family Paper
9:20 PM The Office: Stress Relief - Part 1
9:55 PM The Office: Stress Relief - Part 2
10:30 PM The Office: Blood Drive
11:00 PM Family Guy: Gronkowsbees
11:30 PM Family Guy: The Dating Game
12:00 AM Family Guy: Cop and a Half-wit
12:30 AM Family Guy: Peter's Lost Youth
1:00 AM Family Guy: The Peter Principal
1:30 AM South Park: Gluten Free Ebola
2:00 AM South Park: The Cissy
2:30 AM South Park: Handicar
3:00 AM South Park: The Magic Bush
3:30 AM South Park: Freemium Isn't Free
4:00 AM South Park: Grounded Vindaloop
4:30 AM South Park: C... Magic
5:00 AM South Park: Rehash
5:30 AM South Park: Happy Holograms
Friday, September 4
6:00 AM South Park: Time to Get Cereal
6:30 AM South Park: Nobody Got Cereal?
7:00 AM South Park: Buddha Box
7:30 AM South Park: Unfulfilled
8:00 AM South Park: Bike Parade
8:30 AM South Park: Mexican Joker
9:00 AM South Park: Band in China
9:35 AM South Park: SHOTS!!!
10:10 AM South Park: Let Them Eat Goo
10:45 AM South Park: Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
11:15 AM South Park: Season Finale
11:50 AM South Park: Board Girls
12:25 PM South Park: Turd Burglars
1:00 PM South Park: Basic Cable
1:30 PM South Park: Christmas Snow
2:00 PM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
2:30 PM Seinfeld: The Raincoats
3:00 PM Seinfeld: The Fire
3:30 PM Seinfeld: The Hamptons
4:00 PM Seinfeld: The Opposite
4:30 PM Seinfeld: The Chaperone
5:00 PM The Office: Lecture Circuit, Part 1
5:30 PM The Office: Lecture Circuit, Part 2
6:00 PM The Office: Golden Ticket
6:30 PM The Office: New Boss
7:00 PM The Office: Two Weeks
7:35 PM The Office: Dream Team
8:10 PM The Office: The Michael Scott Paper Company
8:45 PM The Office: Heavy Competition
9:20 PM The Office: Broke
9:55 PM The Office: Casual Friday
10:30 PM The Office: Cafe Disco
11:00 PM The Office: Company Picnic
11:30 PM The Office: Gossip
12:00 AM South Park: Bloody Mary
12:30 AM South Park: The Return of Chef!
1:00 AM South Park: Smug Alert!
1:30 AM South Park: A Million Little Fibers
2:00 AM South Park: Manbearpig
2:30 AM South Park: TSST!
3:00 AM South Park: Make Love, Not Warcraft
3:30 AM South Park: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
4:00 AM South Park: Miss Teacher B... a Boy
4:30 AM South Park: Hell on Earth 2006
5:00 AM South Park: Stanley's Cup
5:30 AM South Park: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Saturday, September 5
6:00 AM South Park: Cartman Sucks
6:30 AM South Park: Lice Capades
7:00 AM South Park: The Snuke
7:30 AM South Park: Fantastic Easter Special
8:00 AM Parks and Recreation: The Cones of Dunshire
8:30 AM Parks and Recreation: Second Chunce
9:00 AM Parks and Recreation: New Beginnings
9:35 AM Parks and Recreation: Farmers Market
10:10 AM Parks and Recreation: Ann and Chris
10:50 AM Parks and Recreation: Anniversaries
11:25 AM Parks and Recreation: The Wall
12:00 PM The Office: The Meeting
12:30 PM The Office: The Promotion
1:00 PM The Office: Niagara Part 1
1:30 PM The Office: Niagara Part 2
2:00 PM The Office: Mafia
2:30 PM The Office: The Lover
3:00 PM The Office: Koi Pond
3:30 PM The Office: Double Date
4:00 PM The Office: Murder
4:30 PM Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
6:30 PM The Waterboy
8:30 PM 21 Jump Street
11:00 PM 22 Jump Street
1:30 AM South Park: Le Petit Tourette
2:00 AM South Park: More Crap
2:30 AM South Park: Guitar Queer-O
3:00 AM South Park: The List
3:30 AM South Park: Tonsil Trouble
4:00 AM South Park: Britney's New Look
4:30 AM South Park: Major Boobage
5:00 AM South Park: Canada on Strike!
5:30 AM South Park: Eek, a Penis!